17.5 hours still awake with duck problems

jasen and i set our alarms this morning at 5 AM for a jog around the capitol. now i don’t know how many people are able to see the capitol building in the dark with the lights shinning on it…but well it is pretty.  but running around the park that early with people walking all around is a little scary. but i am glad i had jasen there to protect me. it felt good to have the cold morning air in my lungs. but now it is 10:30 and i am pooped.

so i leave you with a funny joke a first grade friend told me today: (man i love first grade humor)

a duck walks into a bar and asks, “do you have any peanuts?”

the owner shakes his head and says, “no.”

the duck thanks the owner and leaves. he returns the next day and asks, “do you have any peanuts?”

the owner remembering the duck from yesterday shakes his head and hastily says, “no!”

the duck thanks the owner and leaves. he returns the next day and asks, “do you have any peanuts?”

the owner now very frustrated with the duck shakes his head and screams, “no! if you ask me again i will nail your beak shut!”

the duck thanks the owner and leaves. he returns the next day and asks, “do you have any nails?”

the owner says, “no.”

then the duck asks, “so do you have any peanuts?”

it’s the little things that make life good.

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