so i think i have figured out when people actually read my blog. (since i have a stats tracker…i can tell what websites or posts generate the most flow…pretty cool.)
here they are: (in no particular order)
*when i write about toilet seat covers, or toilets or how to use a toilet seat cover…i only touched one this topic twice…and i get more hits on this topic. i am talking EVERY SINGLE DAY. seriously people…why are you googling “how to use a toilet seat cover?” you need help. in case you don’t find your answer…here we go…listen carefully.
step 1: pull out the cover from the wall
step 2: place toilet seat cover on toilet
step 3: proceed as usual. (i will remind you to pull down your pants before beginning…cause obviously you need help being reminded of the more simpler things in life.)
*no school. who doesn’t love no school? obviously blog readers! no school.
*and now…twilight. i know! i am already one of those famous twilight bloggers. i even had a twitterer? a twit? a twat? twerp? whatever they are called…post my last link how to deal with a twilight fanatic on their twilight fan feed page on twitter. they are not following me (nor i them) so i must not be THAT interesting.
*when i shamelessly post links on my facebook page leading people to my blog.
so thank you all for your interest in the blog…keep reading…and i will try to be interesting. or relevant. or twilighterific. not to mention safe from all public toilet diseases.