among us.

so i read this very funny blog yesterday about “twilight in tinseltown :: who is a celebrity vampire?” and you guessed it…this is another reference to twilight. but it’s really funny.

All the buzz around the cast of New Moon and the huge stars involved in the Twilight Saga got us thinking. What if everywhere else was just like Forks? What if vampires live secretly among us? And let’s say – for argument’s sake – that some of those vampires live in L.A. (we’re not just talking about the talent agents here). Which of Hollywood’s hottest actors could totally have fangs? We’ve compiled a list of the celebs we think would make the best immortals. Check it out!

Paris Hilton
She has porcelain skin, never gains weight and only comes out at night. Plus, she sucks the lifeblood out of everyone around her. Has anyone actually checked to see if Paris has a pulse?

Angelina Jolie
Stick thin, pale and always rumored to be on a “strange diet,” the constantly black-clad Angelina Jolie has been known to escape to her rented castle with her ever-growing brood. And shouldn’t we shine the light of scrutiny, as it were, on the fact that she stole another vampire away from his human prey to create an army…um… family of heretofore unequaled numbers? Add to that her early fascination with knives, her creepy relationship with her brother, and the fact that she wore a vial of her second husband Billy Bob Thornton’s blood around her neck and we’d say she’s a definite vampire in the making.

Zachary Quinto
Heroes star Zachary Quinto plays Sylar, a man who has an unparalleled ability to understand systems with no training and suffers from an uncontrollable hunger that forces him to attack other human beings. Coincidence? We think not. But, if you need more proof, Quinto also plays a young Spock in J.J. Abrams Star Trek. And aren’t Vulcans basically vampires from another planet? They are calm and calculating, have superhuman strength, milky-white skin and pointy ears. Enough said.

you can read more here.

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